THIS WAS WONDERFUL. Like wonderful enough to get me away from GT and leave a comment here to say that it is wonderful. Also you're wonderful Kyosuke!

The first time I went boating on a craft with a digital chart-plotter it took me all of a minute to realize I could draw a penis on the map with some precision boat driving. It's pretty high on the top-ten list of the most juvenile things I've ever done.

Would you mind elaborating on what that specific aesthetic is that's unappealing?

...Harmony shippers!? WHERE!? I mean obviously it's Hermione and Draco who belong together.

I'm just going to leave this here because I have no points of my own to make.