Nothing classier than deeming yourself classy.

+1, because I was so close to forgetting why everyone hates you guys.

“I felt like if she felt like she had been raped, she would have told me,” Lavergne said.

I stood waiting at a crosswalk next to Abe Vigoda once. I didn’t want the opportunity to escape so I just told him “I really admire your work, Mr. Vigoda.” He gave me a big smile and said “Thank you very much, son. I appreciate it!”

OMG... are you... are you actually Zelda Pinwheel? THE Zelda Pinwheel? OMG!!! *Dies*

Here’s the case for Schilling from a Massachusetts perspective.

To piece together a path for Curt to win, you have to look at the last two Republicans to win statewide election. Current Governor Charlie Baker and Scott Brown.

Both have similarities you can learn from. Be moderate socially and moderately conservative…

We go live to the future for their first debate:

As much as I’d like to make a joke about Clippy out-calling Belichick on the field (because I hate the man deeply and intensely), I just can’t. Mainly because, as a program, Clippy won’t be able to capitalize on cheating the way Belichick can.

“If it’s old enough to bleed...” -Curt Schilling

No, I mean literally. Props to Bauer are what got him in this mess.

Sadly, this is the most America is ever going to care about a drone victim

Being in the army does not make one a badass. There are badasses in the army but most guys are just doing boring jobs at desks like any other company. Mr T was an MP in the army. Mr T played a badass, may or may not be one but badassery is probable..

Mahky Mahk grew up in the bawstan streets, the greatest wahr zone evah. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

We also had the Adams. I have a problem with all of the families (but very slightly less of a problem with the Roosevelts because it’s a looser connection) because they push out qualified, non-political insiders from becoming political insiders, thus creating one more barrier to effective, responsive representation.

I…

Lifelong Tribe fan here. I wore a Chief Wahoo hat from ~1995 to a CLE-MIN game at Target Field last year. While waiting in line to get my ticket scanned, a Native American with a sign that said “MY HERITAGE IS NOT YOUR MASCOT” rolled up on me without a word, but a look that said “Dude, seriously?”

Yeah there’s an attitude that healing is a woman’s job. I notice my female toon gets called ‘dude’ a lot more when I DPS, and that people tend to call female toon healers ‘she’ more often. I’ve known a guys who feel that getting their girlfriend to heal is a good intro to gaming because girls like looking after…

She ain’t got time for this Pokemon bullshit!

Without delving into the specifics of abortion, the premise that the definition of murder cannot be contingent on circumstance is flat out wrong. Practically every legal code delineates different types of killing by considering the circumstance. Intent murder is different than intentional manslaughter is different…

Actually there was a paper on an HIV study that suggested that there isn’t usually sperm in precum. That’s not true of all men, and it’s definitely not true if you go to round two without peeing or cleanup, or if you’ve masturbated right before. But for many men, it is true, and for many situations, it does work. When…

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