He’s here.

I make Beautiful Mount Airy Lodge references all the time. It’s a serious double take-inducing shibboleth.

I still sing the Electric Company song all the time. Love the key change.

Ain’t no fucking locks on Story Box

Last week was New York Comic Con week so this was kind of cheating. If you didn’t see someone with a tail on at least Thursday and Friday you probably stayed indoors.

My Five Year-Old: I think my puppy is going to be police chief one day.

LOL. No Boston team or player can just lose, they only lose in the most amazing and/or heartrending fashion that other cities’ fans can’t really comprehend on such a profound level.

Whatever, Ellie.

I have no answer for you. You and your wife seem pretty cool, though. Best of luck to the three of you.

Also, Kit Harrington was in no way born to play a leader. Second or third-in-command, maybe. Seriously, do people find him deeply inspiring or motivating? Jon Snow is broodin, pouty, and headstrong. I probably wouldn’t let him pick what beer we’re buying.

Monogramming is for the type of person who would name their child after themselves.

I’m surprised no one has mentioned Miele. I’ve had mine for 16 years with pets and it still works like a champ. It also looks like an R2-D2 if he were designed and owned by a cyborg valkyrie.

Yeah, this and K-On seem kind of like no-brainers. It’s hard to actually hear the music when you’re reading a manga.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!

iRobot, the company that created the Roomba, is developing an autonomous aquatic drone that hunts down and electrocutes lionfish.

There are all-you-can-drink rates for sixty to ninety minutes depending on the day

I feel like people only like Ortiz because he’s fat. He’s always actually seemed to me to be a kind of surly dick.

Statistically, the majority of criminals in the U.S. are black.

The American Society of Ichthyologists and Herpetologists uses “turtle” to describe all species of the order Testudines, which includes tortoises.