This is fascinating. When I was a kid I would ride around in my grandpa’s truck listening to his CB radio. He would never let us talk on it, but we would get a huge kick out of all the chatter.

"The relationship will never be the same."

This locks in a long held theory of mine: Burner = stupid and humorless.

Hmmmm.... Long hemlines, and long sleeves only you say? No hypocrisy here, nope none at all.

Praise Jeebus for this comment!

Ha, you wish! Seriously though, we all wish this were not true too... *sigh*

Clashtalk, bringing it. *head bob*

"The U.S. Army Says Hello to Its First Openly Gay General"

No joke. I had a fried put herself through school selling dirty underwear online. You could pick the pair, and get them how you wanted. EG after a jog, different times of the month, hardy workout ect. She made a ton of money. I don't know if she is still at it though, I haven't seen her since we graduated.

No, not good. The grey states are the ones the make insurance cover Viagra, but not birth control... Sorry...

I see it as people trying to get her off that bus forever.

Way to make all of CLT proud. That's one hell of a comment, and a very well deserved COTD!

It could be seen as a form of child abuse given the right set of eyes. I would submit; that by him doing it to himself, you would not be held accountable for the outcome. Regardless of the behavioral issues the boy had, the question falls to weather it is your responsibility to change his soiled pants for him.

Everyday I drive my car with people following behind me. Sometimes they are on four sides of me too. I have never been in an accident in over twenty years of driving.

Whooo's better than us? NOOOOO BODY!!! Way to got Willa! Thanks for bringing another win home.

I couldn't believe it myself. I just got off the phone with him, and boy was he was on a tare. He told me, " If you call me one more time about this I'm going to come over to your house, and beat you and your entire family with a bat until you are all dead. Figuratively speaking, of course."

There is your problem. "As a former Marine, Active Duty," No such thing as a "former Marine" exists. Anyone up in a tizzy about disgracing the uniform of a soldier should never begin a rant with an impossible statement.

How cute, you think there is a god (and a spiteful one at that) controlling all this. Bless your heart.

That VW advertisement video made me all teary eyed. I think I needed that.

I'm a little disappointed you did not have one working fast food, frying french fries (imagine the cute hat it would have had), no hippy starship wearing a tie-dye (He could have even been high), or enjoying your odd long standing tradition of loving the thigh....