The 2.0 "Zetec."

Next challenge: Best 3-cylinder cars on ebay for under 3000?

And I'm sure everyone remembers the hideous taillights that adorned EVER Focus hatchback in the early-mid 2000s.

As someone who has flipped a Spec-V I feel compelled to state that this is the least interesting vehicle on this list. I did not find the engine inspiring at all (tuned-up Altima 4-cylinder? Yawn.). The handling was neat and the interior is pretty good but there are far better options. Also if you are buying at this…

as long as we're ALL confused AMIRITE?

Um. O-ok? Murica?

I was really just referring to the interior.

Sorry for the typo KAT (my boss' name is Kay so I'm used to typing that haha).

What you have there is a car whose designers traced the side profile of a Suzuki Esteem wagon.

Good god that is beautiful.

Man talk about the quintessential Japanese Buick.

I was going to say the same thing. Looks like a 3/4 scale 2nd gen Odyssey.

Seriously, Kay. All you do on Saturdays is scour the interwebs for uber-fantabulous Jalopr0n. I'm not criticizing. But... don't you have a real job?

I'm not very good at this pleasing business I guess :/

Based on my thoughts, hence why I said I don't think it can. Also my opinion immediately following is poignant in that 6xx horsepower is way over kill for such a tiny car.

You would be mad not to!

Sorry, I'll attempt to be less gay in the future. So as to please you.

To all of the ATI/AMD haters, I say: screw you hippies.

And after that? "Then we can find out how well an LS [V8] fits under that sexy bonnet."

Well, clearly it's natchyo preferred cheese.