Wait. What?

Why is there a picture of Billie Jean King on this? 1) you scared me 2) Bernice Sanders deserves a picture of herself on this article.

Literally every Indian groom rides a horse (unless they choose something a little more ridiculous, like an elephant) in their Baraat for the entirety of 15 minutes. And I can assure you that 99% of them born or raised in Western Nations have zero idea how to ride a horse. There’s a dude holding the reigns, it’s like…

I mean being an Indian myself, you’d be a fool to give up a chance for a fabulous Indian wedding. especially if you’re filthy rich. We know how to do weddings. 

Looks great, and love the 80s pop score. At last, a grown-up rom com with depth (as opposed to yet another Nancy Meyers souffle).

SOOOO groundbreaking of you all to side with the obvious victim of theft.  

My wife drinks to excess probably less than a dozen times per year

If you would have told me that the girl who sang about whiskey for toothpaste would someday become the woman for all women, I would have never believed it. 

Having known Maynard peripherally for 30 years I can say two things with absolute certainty:

I was tangentially involved in an event that she spoke at. Calling her needy is an insult to the needy. She is an egomaniac with an inferiority complex, who doesn’t consider others as she plows through the world shrieking “me, me, me.” Everything - every single thing is about her. 

I’m sure there were real problems there and it wasn’t a whim. But as that quote acknowledges, adoption in the best of circumstances can be very difficult for all involved. To me, it represents a commitment to a child that should only be broken in the most extreme and difficult circumstances (eg, if the adoptive…

You should have lead with the part about her rehoming human beings like puppies who won’t stop piddling on her carpet. It would have saved me a lot of time.

Before you can criticize Madonna for agreeing to tell anecdotes that she doesn’t have, you need to ask why would the organizers of the show even ask Madonna to do it? Surely there was someone else there with a more obvious, or closer connection to Aretha? Or even more stylistically related musically? If not, surely…

She sounds like every single other indie white girl out there. Like she’s got marbles in her mouth. It is not cute.

Nothing’s more punk than insisting on flying 1st class to go see Hamilton. Fuck this guy.

Their Indian wedding ceremony is going to last longer then they have been dating.

I wish that’s what I looked like on the days when I look like crap though.

Yikes. That kissing picture. I finally figured out who was hair was who’s, but why does it look like they are giving each other CPR?

This review seems to be more concerned with contextualizing the work than critiquing it proper. I’m reminded of a thought from Toni Morrison that I’m perhaps gonna butcher here, but something along the lines of: It’s one thing for the reviewer to not enjoy the work, it’s more unfortunate for them have missed the point…

They seem bitter. It’s like they enjoy the ‘haters’ more than people who actually like them:/