All the best to you. This post will help so many people!

I have three teenagers. All you have to do is pretend to sneeze into your shoulder without the achoo sound and you’re dabbin. But it’s kind of over now

Dabbing is more the middle school vote than the millenial vote. This is kind of on par with Howard Dean’s scream, I’m afraid

Sorry I know there are many Kim fans here, but I can’t help wondering if maybe Kimye is having financial problems and this is an insurance scam. It’s the age of conspiracy theories, after all. Hope I’m wrong.

WTH

I suspect this is bullshit story from the police. Second child in how many weeks who runs from the police, then shoots at them?

those cops deserve the death penalty. And I’m against the death penalty.

my pleasure. the benefits of being old - ha

it’s a classic Simon & Garfunkel tune, not just associated with the movie. I think it came out before the movie and they just used it in Shampoo. My mom used to sing it to me

Boulder is progressive white people “no way are we homophobic/racist/ sexist/ablelist” because we recycle and love Bernie Sanders and are blind to our own fucking privilege

This post failed to enrage me.

I washed my legs today and thought of Jezebel...

married to a black man, mother of biracial kids, dumb as a stump

And honestly, teenagers push buttons of even the best parent, and as a parent you will say and do things you regret. Add booze to the mix and it could get ugly...Not blaming the kids, or absolving parents of responsibility, but I am saying the teen years are really challenging for all concerned.

I took my teen to the mall last weekend and wandered into a Vera Bradley to see if they had any good computer bags for women. I’m 50 years old and I was the youngest customer in there. I thought the giant signboards screaming about “being a girl” were bizarre and disturbing, but I thought they were going for a retro…

He wasn’t a star in the 80s at all

I would believe Michael Douglas. There’s always been the rumor that his father raped a famous actress when she was starting out -- Natalie Wood? I can’t remember

That was his biggest movie and he’s a successful guy but I read this as being about someone who has held steady on the A list for decades, who could open a movie...Sheen was never the guy who opened the movie on the strength of his star power

He’s not a 13 year old black boy, so taken alive...

Here’s my theory: the perp isn’t Charlie Sheen or Robert Downey Jr, as some suggest below. I think it’s possible they could also be victims, or feel guilt as bystanders who knew about the abuse and didn’t speak up. Child sexual abuse victims have a high rate of drug and alcohol abuse, which all those guys struggled…