Not to be a pedant in areas where you’re ignorant.

We are pulling out for now, but if you guys fix this... creampie!

The Rams sit Goff. The Rams continue to suck. The Rams fire Fisher. New Coach brings all his coaches in. New coach decides Goff truly sucks. GM slyly tries to trade Goff. Browns trade for Goff.

The NFL everyone!

One might say—“Goffull”

- Sent from my dodge dart.

Pictured: The Safety Dance

The Carolina staff did too follow the protocol. Here’s a transcript of the discussion the doctors had with Cam Newton on the sideline.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

You are an awesome human being.

Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.

I want a boob wrangler. Especially when I have to cram the ladies into two sports bras to go running.

Given the explicit thoughtful statements of Doug Baldwin in the Seattle Times (linked, and partially excerpted by Barry Petchesky), your comment seems unnecessarily dismissive.

In that case, great! The Ice Bucket challenge raised quite a bit of money and awareness, and there have been some pretty serious breakthroughs in ALS research because of that.

I’m glad we finally agree Ms. “Wes Welker is as fast as Usain Bolt” :-P

John has been under the radar as the worst Harbaugh for quite a while.

The transition for Wentz won’t be as bad. There isn’t a huge talent leap between the last team he played against (Jacksonville State University) and the next team he plays (Cleveland Browns).

Let it go, dude. This is their life now. It’s the only thing they have left. Defend the Flying Elvis. There will come a day, however, when a good night in Foxboro will be not getting run over by another drunken Sully on a pitch dark Route One while their bratty kid screams “BUT THEY LOOOOOOOOOST DADDY I THOUGHT THEY…

“Like I told Zeke this morning, don’t worry about any of this, they don’t make batteries domestically anymore”

- Emmitt Smith

REMEMBER ME.
[breathes fire]
REMEMBER ME.
[breathes fire]

I get it, you are trying to say they are slow.