Maybe you should practice footstooling.

That’s the one. That’s why literally every tenured professor, as well as every student, at Harvard is a bilingual undocumented queer woman of color, and White men are only allowed on the premises as security guards and footstools.

leave it to others to ponder why, of Deitsch’s seven interviewees, Jemele Hill and Bomani Jones were the only two strongly in favor of embracing important issues when they arise.

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

Can’t wait until they sign Dwight Howard and finally build a team to take on the 2010-11 Heat.

I feel like if Bron was to go anywhere, it would be no fun seeing him go to like the Lakers or Clippers or Knicks or any other large market team. It would be way more fun to see him go to some hapless franchise in abysmal shape with little recent history like the Kings, Suns or the Sixers. That would really test…

I liked the original Ghostbusters! This one looks terrible. Look, they can try to copy it but there are just some fundamental differences between male and female actors. Like in the original, the men fought ghosts. Cool, right? Well in this one, the women are just fighting their urge for chocolate. ACK! Boring. Every…

you could have jammed a fork into Dirk Nowitzki’s eye

Klay Thompson and Steph Curry were not the same sharpshooters after Harambe was killed.

Jet fuel can melt teams.

Sounds a lot like something someone from the Illuminati would say...

No one cares Kevin.

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

At least Curry had a good Father’s Day, he got to spend it playing basketball with his daddy.

This is kind of a bogus argument. Neither you or Stephen A. Smith would be willing to say that his cursing and throwing of his mouthpiece after being fouled out reflected poorly on her.

If you’re trying to frame this as anything other than the universe setting Cleveland up for yet another soul-crushing defeat at the doorstep of glory... You’re looking at it all wrong.

Since when did Lawler start dating older women?

You made a mistake. You posted a picture of two faces when you meant to post two heels.

I know just the lawyer to handle this high-profile case.