This is a solid distillation of coming out the other side of the Nice Guy™ mentality. Hope the therapy keeps paying off.

theres something inherently masturbatory about manipulating parts of your body with someone else in mind.

He’s right though. Abstinence is the only totally effect form of birth control.

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

I have a daughter the same age and I think i’m going to do some drinking in the dark.

Oh okay—I didn’t think Jez would link to it but I clicked on it and my browser told me I needed Flash Player and started to go nuts with ads so I got nervous.

That’s a pretty meteroic rise from his previous position as Assistant Defensive Coordinator at Penn State.

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

Sean McVay will make history again when he becomes the youngest head coach fired by the Rams.

Broadcaster 1: It’s incredible how young this guy is.
Broadcaster 2: Yeah, and so incredibly talented.
Broadcaster 1: He really is. A real point of pride to have him in LA.
Broadcaster 2: Yeah, always great to have Tom Holland in attendance for these awful, awful games....AAAAAnd...Todd Gurley limps off the field.

My father was working at a law firm in Memphis in the ‘70s. One of the senior partners was Jewish, born and raised in Memphis. (Great moment: during the first time the firm was given an EEOC survey, one of the secretaries asked aloud to the office, “Are Jews white?” The same secretary once saw my father moving his…

I think this is the right take. It’s important to note the distinction between something that is manufactured and something that comes about organically

Michael Che is a moronic dickhead but this is not the reason why.

I dunno. I’ve done online dating quite a bit, and I have come across dudes who take 1-2 days of texting as some sort of commitment, and have gotten pissed when I was like “Yeah, I don’t think so” because something in their texts seemed off.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

If all of my family weren’t in New York, I’d be in LA. I feel like I’d be happier out there. I doubt I’d even need sports.

Baylor probably.

Or, if it’s a Penn State/Baylor game, that the stadium doesn’t spontaneously explode taking both teams and their fan bases with it.

The locals will root for USC. The transplants will root for the team they always rooted for, because if nothing else, it’s a conversation starter and some identity that they can use to differentiate from one another. The Bills and Jets fans will stay Bills and Jets fans, and they will be the guys who laugh off how…

Especially given the way the right has talked about, written about, portrayed Michelle Obama. I will say thatshe is without question the best first lady ever. As a public spokesperson, a representative, a Mom, a woman who was plunged into having the highest public profile. I mean, she’s amazing. And still they trash…