Tyrod: “Doc, I need you to fix it, but not in a way that really fixes it. I need it to still be hurt for the next three months.”

For starters, one game probably is a good enough punishment. That, plus the pillorying Grayson Allen got in the media and elsewhere is fine; let’s not pretend he punched someone in the back of the head.

I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

I look forward to Coach K acting indignant when someone asks him if one game was enough.

Let this be a lesson for all you men out there. When someone questions the very essence of masculinity, immediately cram your panties up your asshole and fire off a poorly written email about why your panties all bunchy and uncomfortable.

Counterpoint: Phish and the Grateful Dead are absolutely fucking terrible. I hate Joe but even a broken clock blah blah blah.

Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.

The DNC didn’t anoint her as anything. The Democratic Party voted for her.
She was the chosen candidate of the DNC in 2008 too and she still lost. If Bernie had run a better campaign and Clinton hadn’t spent 30 years creating a network of political pros at her disposal, he would have won.

If MLK Jr. had waited around for a white establishment politician to be genuinely interested in fighting against discrimination as compared to being interested in scooping up votes ... I probably wouldn’t have a day off coming up in a few weeks. Oh and black people would have it even worse than they do now. That…

Economic boycotts are great, but let’s not lose focus on these moral and legal arguments against these laws.

OK, sure, it’s nice to show that God isn’t an old white guy.

You can stop there. You’ve already convinced this convert.

As a fellow observant tribe’s woman, thanks for beating me to what I came here to say. It’s so fucking presumptuous to imagine that we could know what God is or isn’t.

Thanks for your reply. I’m in favor of any belief that encourages treating people well. In the Jewish faith is there an explanation or shorthand or word for people who might claim to follow this tenet but actually do the opposite?

I definitely support the idea that god transcends human categories. I rarely have the opportunity to ask believers certain questions so I hope you don’t take offense, I’m genuinely curious, having studied comparative religion. If you’ll allow me — if God is an omnipotent being, is there a reason behind the…

Thanks for the kind words. To be clear: I think he was great. But, if you’re comparing him to all-time greats, he didn’t have the competition, the freedom to learn by losing or being in fights where he was forced to struggle, or the natural talent to be included among the best of the best.

I’m in Columbus with family for the holidays. I’d like to be of service while here, heading back to Brooklyn Wednesday. Just point me in the right direction.

Kellyanne has made grown men weep. Where she walks, toadstools grow in her footsteps. She is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored. She will leave the interview unflustered, totally in in control, and with much gnashing of teeth on the Left who are screaming about we totally got her this time,…

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.