There are elves so it’s fantasy. Play “Jaja Ding Dong”!

Somewhere the force ghost of Han Solo is crying over this listicle.

House Wilpon: We Cannot Pay Our Debts

Yeah man...Will should go....

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You’re talking about a parallel dimension with a substantial dollar value attached to it.

Look, this whole Upside Down thing is basically a big fusion reactor, right? So you’re talkin’ about a thermonuclear explosion and adiós, muchachos.

“Bannon also called Ryan a “a limp-dick motherfucker who was born in a petri dish at the Heritage Foundation,”

They are much better than they have any right to be.

I’m glad I’m not the only one whose first instinct was to be a dick. I hope they get all the thoughts and prayers they need.

Well, I mean, they *were* transmitted...

Patrick Stewart, Age 36 in I, Claudius

When you go home tonight, there’s gonna be another story on your house!

It’s actually a decent movie, even if it makes no logical sense and gets really weird when Ray Liotta shows up.

Why, I’ve sold concussion-free youth football programs to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and it put them on the map!

Hudson: Maybe you haven’t been keeping up with current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!