House Wilpon: We Cannot Pay Our Debts

“Bannon also called Ryan a “a limp-dick motherfucker who was born in a petri dish at the Heritage Foundation,”

I’m glad I’m not the only one whose first instinct was to be a dick. I hope they get all the thoughts and prayers they need.

Why, I’ve sold concussion-free youth football programs to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and it put them on the map!

I thought he was some weird Heat/Snow Miser combo.

I don’t see the big deal. Everyone should want to save America’s pastime. I believe this lady, who holds baseball in a special place in her heart. Why convolute this issue with facts, numbers, faces, or reality? Support our troops.

I don’t blame him for being mellow. Even if he doesn’t make it as a pitcher, at least he still has that High School Musical money to fall back on.

Gob’s not on board.

Salt Lake Beads?

I wanna hang out backstage and light batteries on fire with Ludacris

Was that fan not aware that of any former professional basketball player, Charles Barkley is the one who has actually thrown someone through a plate glass window, and when asked by the judge if he had any regrets, said yes, I wish I had been on a higher floor?

This just in: Bran is a giant dick through time and space.

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Two in the pink, one in the...ear?

“They’re not the best karaoke singers in baseball.”

HEY!!! You leave the Super Show out of this.

lmao... you know you loved it when you were a kid though. unless your some snobby young kid now and think youre too good for it. but i'll tell you what, if you were 4-7 years old when that shit was on - air, it was AWESOME. Also, the Captain N and Zelda cartoons were part of the Super Mario Show. So good.