Um can we talk about the email in which he says, and I quote that he doesn’t want to vote for hilary who’s “husband is still dicking bimbos at home”

But he ignores Tiffany, so she’s the lucky one

I genuinely feel really bad for both Ivanka and Tiffany.

Sir, were you erring something revealing that allowed you to be stabbed? Was it not too much for you to have been wearing some sort of tactical Kevlar undergarment? Do you take no responsibility, sir?

He does have a moral compass. It’s just that it always points to “women are lying whores.”

What were you wearing when you were stabbed, that’s going to affect my decision.

Or, like, just step to the side so they stab the air. Do I have to do all your thinking for you? You probably wanted to get stabbed.

“Now, Sir, I know you were stabbed but did you ever think to angle your body away from the knife? Perhaps mashing your ribs together so the blade couldn’t jam into your heart?”