So, worst case scenario, the AfD gets 20% nationwide and that is a big if, that leaves all other parties in German Bundestag at 80% (CDU/CSU, SPD, Die Grünen, Die Linke). The conservatives might take the biggest hit, they’d probably end at 30 to 35%, which would leave the other three at 45% to 50%. No other party is…

He’ll always be Cary Agos to me. I’m still heartbroken Cary never got his own spin-off from The Good Wife.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

I am (was) a Republican because I believe in individual liberty, personal responsibility, and the rule of law.

Best phone analogy I’ve heard: Hillary is the new iPhone because she’s more of the same and not all that innovative but she’s safe and familiar and will work the way you expect, and Trump is the Note 7 because he’s not ready for popular use and you know no matter how careful you are you’re carrying around a potential…

Hillary is my ancient $20 AT&T flip-phone that refuses to stop working no matter how much it’s dropped and splashed and stolen and left behind— Trump is a Molotov cocktail.

I’m so glad this week is over, but I’m afraid there’s going to be even more news about he-who-shall-not-be-named and then I’ll spent the whole weekend with my stomach in knots. But here’s hoping that’s not the case.

And now, your Friday feels:

Taco Trucks and a Planned Parenthood on every corner! ⭐️

Meanwhile, I told my therapist what mansplaining was this week and he (an older white dude) thought it was perfect and couldn’t believe he hadn’t heard what it was yet!

Naw, rule #1 is never let no one know how much dough you hold. ‘Cause you know the cheddar breed jealousy ‘specially if that man fucked up. Get yo’ ass stuck up.

I didn’t read “Eat Pray Love” but I've always assumed the plot was basically this.

In France, everyone sends sexts with their kids in the picture. Americans are such prudes.

I think we all do. And I suspect way too many of us have BEEN people like this.

That’s funny, I’m in grad school right now and all my fellow students talk about is Pokemon Go and Bachelor in Paradise.

this is a joke post, right? Huma’s divorce is incredibly important because now she is free to join Bill and Hillary Clinton in the polyamorous relationship theyve been conspiring and the good lord will rain hellfire on this previously-great nation. look at Louisiana. coincidence? God doesnt believe in coincidences.…

I didn’t think I could love him more, and then he made that post and proved me wrong. Prison Break was ridiculous the last two seasons, but I would watch anything for Wentworth Miller. I’m hoping he pops up on the Flash regularly because it’s nice to watch a show with him that I enjoy.

WENTWORTH MILLER DOES NOT AGE HIS HAIR GOT SLIGHTLY SILVERY AND THAT IS IT