I suspect they might not be up to something entirely legal. Their “church” and “mission” are pretty shady.

It’s not a big deal. A black bar in a photo just means you have 72 hours to find and kill all of your blood relatives or Lizzie rises from the grave to drag you, screaming, into Hell.

This is amazing. I love The Golden Girls. I used to watch it with my grandmom when I was a kid but didn’t get a lot of it. Re-watching it as an adult was a goddamn treasure. Hot damn that was a sassy and smart as fuck show.

Somehow with the X-Files reboot, they managed to remove *any* *trace* of the original magic? Like, they took all the lightning out of the bottle, and then ran it through the dishwasher a couple of times to make sure it was entirely lightning-free.

So apparently Chad Michael Murray is basically his character from Agent Carter: he tries to do a super job, but he’s so massively unaware of his own privilege that he can’t not fuck up.

You don’t need to defend Hitler, this isn’t the hill to die on.

Why don’t any of these morons know that a “lame duck” president is a sitting president after the next president is elected? So from November to January of their last term. The entire last year of the last term does not make a president a “lame duck”!

I’d argue she is actually more famous than duchovney now. Especially after Hannibal and The Fall. Other than Californication, has Duchovney done anything of note? Not to mention she hasn’t had any addiction problems, is generally a better actress, and somehow managed to Benjamin button herself.

I cannot wait for this to come back!

Lincoln appreciation GIF thread?

Let’s throw in that she has a masters degree in Chicano studies and her thesis was on Latina opportunity in STEM.

Fox Mulder was the Second Coming for my sexuality. (I just started watching X Files like a month ago hahaha) Seriously though, his adorable, nerdy, sexy self is perfect. PERFECT I SAY.

If a guy could get pregnant by giving himself head, Piers Morgan would be the resulting child.

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

After a while it gets boring bringing your trucks to the same spot at the far end of the Walmart parking lot and you start thinking “guys, what if maybe there’s more to life”