Are they really trying to claim most fruits don’t have acid???

uhhhh a girl I knew in middle school named her son Atticus. She’s a wealthy white person who had a “traditional” Thai marriage ceremony in Thailand before she had her legal wedding in the US, so I’m not surprised.

Everyone knows the Mexican government was in on this, right? I mean, last time Chapo escaped, they claimed he hid in a laundry cart when in actuality, he walked out the door in a police/prison guard uniform. Anabel Hernandez details the whole shebang pretty well in her book:http://www.amazon.com/Narcoland-Mexi…

I don’t think Mr. Trump knows that Guzman is wanted for drug trafficking in several US cities and by the federal government. In fact, they wanted him extradited but the Mexican gov’t wanted to try him in Mexico first for his Mexican crimes.

Not even the full butt? I am disappoint.

Aloe vera gel is disgusting. Actual aloe vera squeezed out of the plant is a beauty.

What qualifies as a Good Housekeeping haircut? Because my impression is that the 50s housewives in magazines had really fancy hair, like Betty Draper. But what the fuck do I know, I never do my hair so this guy would probably think i’m frumpy.

Yes, it’s probably relatively rare, but the problem is that you don’t know who if a guy will react violently or not.

I feel like if you are the sort of person who planned a wedding pretty/fancy enough to be featured in The Knot, you kinda won’t mind answering a million questions about your wedding. It’s probably better that they talk about their wedding to an interested party and not, you know, me.

Don’t worry, hopeless romantics, you can still put your locks on a cliffside in Cinque Terre until the inevitable mudslide washes it into the sea, where maybe it will become a coral reef, i dunno

How do you know whether or not a person traveling with a baby is not in an emergency situation?

People are just entitled assholes. I mean, you are flying through the air in a metal tube that cuts travel time from 4 days to 4 hours. Just marvel at that miracle and ignore the crying baby.

I do not understand why people get so pissed about babies on planes. Yes, they can be annoying but do they really think there are lots of alternatives? Like, are you supposed to take a 5-day train ride instead of a 4-hour flight? Should you take a boat instead? A private helicopter? What do they really think the…

Perfect, now all he has to do is dye is hair blonde! Problem solved, right?

Seriously, I was assaulted by a taxi driver in Mexico and everyone was like, “Oh, that’s what you get for going to Mexico, it’s so dangerous there” while ignoring that the same thing happens in the US all the fucking time.

This is very true. We took a dance class together in high school and it was hard trying to put her into formations.

We should get Matt Murdock on it.

only they turned out not to be siblings, which THANK GOD

I know I make all my political decisions based on the last wish of some old guy I never met.

Why is Misty Copeland just getting all this attention now? She’s been ABT’s first black soloist for years.