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really like her character design

Armed robbery doesn't count as PvP?

I gotta say, slapping this animated gif under this story was a little disturbing at first.

Well then strangle it first and go with the flow.

They must already be running low on three letter/one syllable names that aren’t currently used on Earth. “Hi, I’m Ted-El. This is my grandfather Ben-El and my grandmother Jan-El.”

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Oh, maybe they can get Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson to play Sentry. He seems to have a flair for ripping people’s heads off.

Only the worthy can lift Mjhairpiece.

The quote sounds like Trump talking.

Shaun of Justice!

“I was a Defender.”

Do you feel unwelcome?

While it’s stupid to deify Gaben and Valve, they are really not the same as EA and Activision. Like, not releasing the sequel of a very popular game that WILL generate massive profits is the opposite of what EA and Activision would do. If Valve was the same type of company, then we would be waiting for Half-Life 13,

Good for her.

OK, I’ll admit, the naming the software extension “Haircraft” cracked me up.

Now I desperately want a remake of Top Gun, set in the Star Wars universe, starring Poe Dameron.

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The cutscene that scene is from does give more context though

The shouldn’t be called “natural” if they were purposefully grown by humans! Only oats scavenged in the wild deserve the moniker.

I am deeply regretting trying to make a joke today.