BUT MUH RUSSIA!

You mean ‘TREASON’

Except the guy raising his hand is a qualified pilot, and the pilot in the cockpit is steering us straight toward a mountain and laughing about it...then you are closer to the truth.

The only problem is you fucking crybabies are too big a batch of pussies to try. That and you are all a bunch gun-control pandering nancies. You wouldn’t want to fight a coup if one was even started. It’d disrupt your Wifi and raise the prices of your latte too much