This has been day 6 in the series 500 days of Sharapova.

This seems like a smart move. Presumably Blake has the cash to live comfortably so they payout from the trial may not have changed his life dramatically, however he used his case to potentially help others in a similar situation. Good on him.

Look at this Strawberry that fucked up

I will eat the berry for lunch. 

That’s a tomato

“No, most likely the primary control knob is the ocean waters and this environment that we live in.”

Wait, wait, wait...you’re trying to say, there’s a place, where the overall welfare of each person in the society is valued equally (on some basic human level), such that higher taxes across the board provide for a minimum of care for everyone without individual cost? WHAT a ridiculous idea! Hoo boy, I bet they don’t…

I don’t know many strawmen but if I see one I will give him a good punch.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

Here’s one very small part of the thing: Middle America isn’t a small town in downstate Illinois, it’s suburban Chicago. The New York Times in particular has anxiety about being in the bubble of moneyed Manhattan and sends unqualified journalists to do pop-anthropology in North Dakota but doesn’t send anybody to tell…

Sequels are never as good.

“Bannon! I need a new attorney general. What about this Sally Yates I keep hearing about?”

I heard Barron Trump calls Robert Mueller “Papa Bob.” People are saying this.

the Trump administration has opted to discard a new rule that aimed to reduce the number of endangered marine mammals and sea turtles caught in sword-fishing nets. Whales: who needs ‘em?

The tax authorities claim that Ronaldo’s scheme for evading taxes on his image rights involved the creation of a shell company called Tollin Associates, domiciled in the British Virgin Islands.

Salting the remains would certainly be a curative measure.

Whenever someone tries to tell me about their golf game, I too think about Nelson Mandela and wish I could do 27 years in prison instead.

I’m sorry, this take is nowhere near unreasonable enough for kinja. I demand you retract it and start your next comment with “ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND???”

“pure point guard” is a phrase that can be as expansive or restrictive as the context requires! We need to start by disassociating “point guard” and “the 1".