Unfortunately, this will only be the second most devastating withdrawal from Paris today.

1. Two black coaches squaring off against eachother in the Finals? Not on my watch.

Trump would pivot to being less batshit insane if he became President, too.

Verdasco is awesome. He was never a serious contender for a major, but he is always a threat to ruin somebody’s tournament. It seems like he is always just outside the seeding, so he can pop up anywhere in the draw. I think that most top seeds would rather see anyone in the 20-32 seed than face him. They can’t just…

She needs to get laid.

I, for one, hope LA gets the ‘24 games. I hate that fucking place.

big idiot’s beef

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Counterpoint: White Iverson is a great song with some great basketball metaphors and Post Malone is a refreshing artist these days.

I know this has been said a lot, but it’s deserved. Giri, your tennis coverage is both excellent and enjoyable. Thanks!

“fun on PTI”

Agassi was more a meth guy.

Fffffffffffffffff- *head exploding noise*

I know someone perfect for the job

Does this mean Putin went to Jared, too? I love it.

Guy wanted to rule for 4 years.

... although he was kind enough to sign the ball for Brustman

*Mike drop*