Yom Kippur-Coachella. Think about it. We could make a killing.

Even better...Ramadan Bonnaroo. We could call it....Ramadannaroo.

“if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

Be goofy?

Dear Sen. Paul

Who taught you how to do this stuff?

This is your brain. This is your brain on socialism. Any questions?

Socialism: Just Say No.

Nothing sexy about socialism? I beg to differ. Meeee-ow. Hubba Hubba.

D.A.R.E. to Keep Kids Off Socialism

For what it is worth, this guy is a lawyer.

I still miss Tillman, though. I hope Otto is a worthy successor.

What’s with that eye he’s giving? I’d be on my toes if I were you- seems your dog must be scheming something.

My bulldog wants to know if there’s a record for length of time sleeping on the couch? Because she would claim it.

If I saw Tim Gunn just walking down the street, something high pitched and terrifying would come out of me. Like the velociraptors in Jurassic Park.

Looks like I wanna eat a bag of Doritos in it and rub my belly

I love Tim Gunn for many reasons, not the least of which is the fact that he uses proper spelling, punctuation, and grammar in his tweets.

Issues aside, 9/11 gave a lot of hard working Americans a much needed vacation.

Hey now, that’s a huge mischaracterization of the situation.

Issues aside, Mussolini made the trains run on time.