I can't even right now. Seriously.

Um - I would like to volunteer for that study.

Somebody may have mentioned this point already, but the last paragraph is actually kind of off.

I had it for New Year's Eve with Vess Cream Soda (in the pink can). It was actually very delicious. I wouldn't drink it by itself, but with that - it was great.

Jez - please let us know when this film is released.

Y'know - I really hope I never, ever meet this man face to face. Unless provoked, I'm normally a "You're an adult. Walk away." kind of person, but I'm honestly not sure I'd be able to keep from putting my hands around this fucker's throat.

Please tell me you sprung for an open bar for grandma & crew in the home.

That video is fucking terrifying. I'm afraid to ask, but what were the extent of the injuries to the person/people you were assisting?

THIS.

16 years old:

"For many citizens, it may be hard to justify spending millions when the state is cutting back on other essential services."

Same here. I know, if I were put in the position and decided to/needed to abort a single fetus, I could.

I thought the same thing. The only article of clothing (made of synthetic fabric) that doesn't seem to hold that sweaty smell is, strangely enough, my Under Armour sports bra (just that one - the others, not so much).

People that keep saying, "Just shower and wash your clothes!" have clearly never played (or thought of) rugby - which this bag could be perfect for.

Not if his name had been included in legal documents, he couldn't have. That whole having to appear in court thing tends to backtrack being able to move on.

I've used something like the Game Ready device in physical therapy. It feels really great on sore calves, knees, and ankles.

Congrats, Jason. Very pleased that you can move on now after all that insanity.

Hiring and shooting new talent for every little thing is expensive, so they don't do that unless it's for a brand-new campaign. Stock photos are the norm. Find a pic that matches, buy it, insert in ad. They just didn't look close enough here. Nobody did.

They should've been yelling at the art directors for that.

Dude - that documentary was crazy as hell. I remember seeing it when it first came out.