This. Thank you.

This isn't surprising to me at all. The practice of extracting sperm from recently deceased males is probably more common than most people know.

SAME!

Truth: I used to write about Jaleel White in my diary when I was younger. 27 year old me still would. not. hesitate.

If it alerts me that someone has, indeed, dropped a RAPE drug into my drink, am I allowed to hold it to the attempted rapist's neck until they're hauled away in handcuffs? This seems entirely fair to me.

Stop sensationalizing with the headline. You know (and stated) that Apple doesn't own these factories. They're a supplier for their product but these are not Apple employees. Sould they put the heat on Foxconn big wigs for better working environments? That's the question you should be asking.

I have a serious thing about clean (also about smells and textures, but I'm weird like that). I personally like the following products:

I don't have HBO at home (Showtime junkie) but when I went to my dad's for the 4th, I could NOT stop watching this show!

Shit, I'm glad you're not the one passing down judgement. "Spine-fucked by a flaming dick of the damned."?? Daaamn.

This is an absolute enigma.

I think they mean a $5 prescription co-pay. I have that, but only if it's a generic. If it's not, I'd need to sell a kidney or something.

Fuck that - stubbed toes are no joke.

I'd like to see how weather affects this - especially in a place like London compared to almost-always-sunny L.A.

Besides the obvious ridiculous connotations in this ad - there are WAY too many ellipses in this copy.

I was involved in something like this earlier this spring, but it only involved 11 drunk people stuffed into a Honda Element breaking and throwing glow sticks after a rugby tournament. Trippy.

I laughed, but a hilarious ad with them chasing down teammates for "training" is the first thing that came to mind.

If they told me what beer they preferred I'd probably drink it by the truckload. I'm not normally a follower (I work in advertising and normally gloss over), but these ladies are so effing awesome it's not even funny.

The bandwagon you're on - I'm on it. They should have TOP-KNOTCH endorsements. None of this, "We'll throw em a bone." bullshit.

Are you SERIOUS right now??

Oh, man - you and me both. With most of the videos ending with, "Good Lord - this is my child."