Oh, God - I wish they would.

No, I agree - computers are everywhere and are super handy. It'd be crazy to NOT see a few dozen in a library.

I am actually really glad I was born in an era before cell phones are like they are now. (I think they existed in 1983, but clearly nothing like the cell phones of today.)

May you squeeze in as much fun into the most happiest of days that you can, Alice.

Fuck. Yes. I like them just sliiiiiightly soft.

Same. Same. Same.

Um. That's bullshit. Thanks.

YES.

My highchair as a baby was likely a deathtrap. It clipped right to the adult table, mostly staying in place due to my own body weight. It'd probably have been less of a death trap if we had a square table, but ours was round and squirming around made me wriggle my way away from the edge many days.

Also - does "sod" and "bloody" mean the same thing as "fuck"? I've heard "bloody fucking hell" and was wondering if it was a double (triple? "hell" isn't so bad) curse word.

I do have friends and co-workers who believe that "ladies" shouldn't cuss - "It's not cute or smart, ladies. Don't go around cussin!" - and these women are mostly under the age of 30.

Yeah, I was talking about gas prices while my boss was signing my OT sheet last week and he goes, "Motherfucking A, right?! That shit's ridiculous!" I've never felt so at home.

PBMs (Pharmacy Benefit Managers) like Caremark (bought by CVS, I think), Express Scripts, and Medco have been using these for years for their mail-order pharmacies.

This was a little girl's tee but I just found it exists for women too: [store.nike.com]

I realize I haven't had sex in QUITE some time, but I really wish some other group of people would be interested in what's happening with my vagina. This Mason guy and his ilk are just not doing it for me.

When I was a kid (I was born in '83, for reference), I only got Gatorade when I was sick, had been outside playing all day (usually in the summer's at grandma's), or during band camps (Jr. High & High School). We'd get the large bottles but I never drank more than a little bit of it - hated the taste.

I took this photo at Dick's Sporting Goods a couple months back. It is the truth.*

227!! Pearl hanging out at the window! OMG I need TVLand to get on reruns of that next.

Also: Favorite A Different World scene (I have a bunch of favorites, but I loved Lena's character)

Truth: I didn't know Hillman wasn't a real school until after A Different World and The Cosby Show even stopped airing. Well played, Bill Cosby. Well played.