> That this post doesn’t contain a heaping helping of political vitriol isn’t “sticking to sports” any more than inviting the president to a game, playing the national anthem, “God Bless America,” or the flyover is sticking to sports. Nobody sticks to sports, ever.

This is the laser focus I expect around here.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

I have met a few Finns in my day. Nice enough, very stoic and reserved. But they seemed happy and all.

No,

Donald Trump Gets Boos

It definitely will. I think this is his first non-controlled public appearance since becoming President, likely to avoid this exact scenario. This will play 24/7 on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. Dude is gonna be pissed.

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

Another way for people to make money off of free labor.

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To be fair, Bradley was in a hurry, as he still needed to feed and get back to his coffin before the sun came up.

He has a very bad case of bond-villain face

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

Joe Westworld

I love flower, but there are some times when that vape pen comes in handy. I have SEVERE social anxiety, so being able to go outside and take a few (mostly) undetectable puffs is a lifesaver.