I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me. But I will punish you all for it.

Answer to #1 is porn and the culture that comes out of it.

Clearly a hate crime.

Absolutely not. Honestly. I bet he's always a little sweaty and smells of chicken broth.

I think there is an element missing. When ever I read these pieces there seems to be a civilization bias. There are many parts of the world where, even though there are plenty of humans, the drive to become technically advanced beyond basic needs never materialized. North America, Africa, eastern South America,…

I haven't finished this yet but I just wanted to let you know this article is giving me all kinds of brain boners. I've always been fascinated by the Fermi paradox but I've never really read into it. I hope you get a raise.

Photoshopping freaks me out

I live in SoCal and I hate Disneyland. It's unbearably crowded year round. However, my cousin who lives in Washington loves Disneyland and goes every time she visits. It's a nostalgia thing for her. And it is just her and her husband who go. They have a blast. Apparently they don't hate people as much as I do.

I didn't watch it but I just don't understand why people think Prince Harry would participate in a dating show. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. How can this happen?

I don't know, maybe he's using a bit of hyperbole. I was a high-functioning alcoholic, in the sense that I was still getting up in the morning, doing my job, and generally still functioning at life. But I was *miserable*. I felt like I was dying a slow and agonizing death. And although I was still generally performing…

I'm going to watch the shit out of this.

I think he's the SNL version of ASkars. That's what she meant.

I love that she thinks he looks like ASkars. That's my favorite detail in this story.

They rioted because they had a flimsy excuse to riot. Nothing more. Nothing less. As a teacher for eight years now, I can honestly say high school students are the most devious people on the face of the Earth. Sad but true.

Thanks for this. I had been to the towers on one occasion before 9/11. I don't have a personal tie to NY or the towers, but can't talk, read or think about 9/11 without tearing up - no other memory in my life brings this emotion. I will make a point to go pay respect (and likely cry my eyes out) on my next visit to…

When we say "new bachelorette contestants" we really mean "discarded contestants from 'Dream Phone'"

"Has been like this since Day 1, has never gone to class"

I had a couple goldfish go for a deep dive in my cleavage while driving home last night and it was a bitch trying to fish them out. So I have to agree with the difficult to manage fish problem on dates.

I always consider a meal a success if I just end the meal without food all over my tits.