You just have excellent taste.

Did they also take hypnotic hips into consideration in this extremely scientific study? Cause Josh Homme would really skew those results.

They coulda made a donation to the Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or Whatever, but i heard it got shut down.

Stop copying me. It's called slouchcore and I started it.

Now watch University of South Carolina actually reconsider her admission for being ok with a boyfriend who pretty much just called her stupid.

Shady dealings in Abu Dhabi are almost Nermal.

I'd give just about anything to hear her make a few jokes again.

... the teaches of peaches.... awh... ya.

Where is the child's mother? The answer had better be "dead."

Every once in a while, a story like this comes along and I wonder if our constitution should require cruel and unusual punishment instead of prohibiting it.

Good for her! I live in Tx and I was at the protests last year when I could be. I live in Aggieland, ugh, and am proud to wear orange for this reason...and I didn't go to any University/College in this state. :)

There's an HEB brand in North Houston called Mi Tiende and they can make tortillas like some sort of, I don't know, tortilla-making demigod. Just stacks and stacks of handmade tortillas, right upon entering the store. OM NOMS.

I am from San Antonio, and my grandparents moved to Denton years ago, and every time I come up I bring sacks of HEB brand products because they miss it so much. I told my husband I will only move somewhere with an HEB or HEB equivalent (don't think that really exists. It is so reasonably priced!)

I've only been away 4 years and I miss so much about TX, HEB (and Central Market) are a big part of what I miss. That and breakfast tacos/all tacos. I live in Ontario, they think that tacos come in an Old El Paso box and it makes me want to cry.

I never thought I'd see something whiter than criminal motorcycle gangs, but here we are.

I want to talk about his eyebrows, and most importantly, his eyebrow scar. Why is it that I find that to be the most attractive thing about him. I mean, damn, eyebrow scar.

And he would make it work.

Wait. Martin's a faggot and a pussy, but no one was fined for using the phrase "negative Nancy?"

GUYS! LUTHER!

Obligatory posting of 6 minute tracking shot from True Detective. Spoilers yadda yadda