It wasn't Peterson's son after all? Whew, that's a relief. I feel so much better knowing that this incredible piece of shit beat up someone else's 2-year-old.

Ask and you shall receive!! On another note, I've been getting major grief from my guy friends for finding Benedict Cumberbatch hot. They say I have an "acquired taste." I'm interpreting that to mean "refined and superior."

Who doesn't love Meth Damon :(

She killed someone and got convicted? Somehow I am giving Florida an A+ on this one.

Okay, fess up. Who in Texas said Paula Deen's name three times into a mirror?

Chappelle was also building off lots of shows that came before, like this one:

Already losing my shit at Cartoons Plural.

"Hello my baby, Hello my darling, hello my ragtime dolllllllllll............."

I'm working on an app/website I'm calling "Hipster Tracker". It will identify areas containing too many white guys with dreads and neckbeardos so regualr people can avoid them. "Too many" is defined as "any". Please consider donating to my Kickstarter.

So Six Feet Under lied to me again?!?

"I'm in my 30's (Between 30-39)"

The more you know...

I think Lenny Bruce did a riff on it too; if Jesus had been executed in modern times, Christians would wear little electric chairs around their necks.

This was LITERALLY me during that whole video.*

Yeah, I've heard that, too. And that it was the husband's responsibility to make sure the woman orgasmed so they could procreate. That makes me happy for my Puritan ancestors.

Something that continually disturbs me about these articles involving sexist t-shirts for kids is that they all seem to be at lower end retailers - J.C. Penney's, the Children's Place, etc. I'm not saying they're okay anywhere or that they don't exist everywhere, but it's interesting to me that these are being…

Jesus..she stole Eddie Munster's hairline.