Borat called this “sleeve of wizard”.

It’s amazing how different the Emirates are—Abu Dhabi is still more liberal than Sharjah and Fujairah.

I think you pitch it as a crossover where you ALSO go to all the places in Dubai that The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills went to this season. OR, you go while doing an expose on the immigrant slave labor both Emirates use to build all their infastructure. AND, since I’ve had the pleasure of going twice as my FIL…

Speaking of lumps in the throat—there is nothing sweeter or cuter than pictures of Obama with kids. I don’t care what side of the aisle you’re on, if you’re not a pointy pillowcase hat wearing asshole, you have to admit it’s pretty amazing. http://www.popsugar.com/celebrity/Pres…

Tears came in my eyes when they all got out of Soyuz successfully. This is one of the only things that makes me “proud” of America right now in this shitshow election season.

I’m just glad to hear someone else has done the stoned desperation of chips and salad dressing.

I just also posted that same sentiment down thread before I saw this. Heartbreaking.

For some reason that part about her liking pandas just slayed me. Poor little thing.

As a Longhorn fan, I’ll cop to having a schadenfreude stiffy watching him crash and burn for the last bit, but it’s not funny anymore.

I just want the ability to sort on ”Samples” rather than make an official Collection. I have samples scattered all through the 700 plus books on the devices.

This video reminds me so much of the movie Waking Life. It takes me straight back to my first apartment, when all I could afford was Austin basic cable and Austin Music Network played this video all the time. :)

Just make sure to leave Kandi’s Mom at home. I honestly can’t think of a reality character who I dislike more in the long, long history of my shitty TV habit.

Y’all have no idea the size of my schadenfreude stiffy about his mother being in jail too. I just wish they’d have left them both in Mexican prisons.

I had to visit relatives in Dallas over the holiday, and I can’t tell you how many random conversations I overheard where Dallas fans were absolutely hyped for it to happen. Dallas and Manziel deserve each other.

It’s the one thing my right-wing and left-wing friends on Facebook agree upon.

Less salacious! Though any cancer faking on record is probably goin to be less salacious than Brooks. ;)

I agree that it’s racist first. I’m a white girl with really curly hair and when people ask me if they can touch it, I get pissed off ONLY because it’ll make it frizz. For me, it’s obnoxious for that reason only—I can’t imagine how furious I’d be if there was the racism undercurrent with that action as well.

Ye gods, y’all are going to make me defend this cheerleading coach.

I agree—I think this is a fabulous cover.

Back when Cinergy was a thing, they were my client and we had to go visit them and pretend to eat that shit with a smile. So glad Duke bought them and fired us.