This is one of my husband and I's fears.

Have I ever mentioned how happy I am this internet shit wasn't a thing when I was a tween/teenager?

There is something about Home Depot that challenges even the best of relationships.

$675 to share a bedroom and a house with one bathroom with 3 other people??? Christ Austin's gotten even worse since I left 10 years ago.

Yeah, I'd like to know how weed is worse than coke....the only athletic thing weed enhances is Yoga...so I hear.

I am relieved we did our annual tradition of watching Christmas Vacation before XBL went down last night...maybe I ought to buy the DVD.

I want to buy tickets just to support my local Aramo Drafthouse, but they already get enough money from my bar and food tab whenever I am there.

I think this should be required listening for anyone on a jury. I took a Criminal Justice course in college that really opened my eyes to the behind-the-scenes machinations of "the system". How many jury exclusions will now be attributed to potential jurors being fans of this podcast?

Dammit Houston Alamo Drafthouse, step up your game and schedule this—we can't let Dallas win this.

Peppermint Bark used to be my favorite Christmas treat. Until the ladies from Broad City ruined it for me by showing it could be deployed as fake herpes.

I'm all for any reason to include Josh Homme, in anything.

Also,

I'm just here for Chris Walken dancing. http://www.lifebuzz.com/christopher-wa…

I adored the first season of Utopia—need to get going on the second season. I heard tell that there isn't to be a third season, which is just turrible.

I still have PTSD from watching that very first episode last year, but yet kept watching. I am SO thankful I did. I think that White Bear is the best, with The Entire History of You coming in a close second.

I got to see NPH and he was fabulous....but wish I had waited for this, the original! And I am hoping that Alan Cumming takes the wig over once he's done with Cabaret!

Wouldn't you like to know the conversation in the recording studio that lead to thinking a squalling baby was a good idea for a sexytime R&B song?

This week's South Park skewered these micro-transaction games. Satan actually comes to visit Stan to talk about the brain chemistry behind getting addicted to these sorts of games. Then they kill Beezleboot, the Canadian Satan. I love how SP delivers fantastic commentary surrounded by the absurd.

I've always wondered how those studs and rhinestones don't hurt like hell when you sit down for an extended period of time.

My husband has startled me many a time for the same reason. He knows now to make a wild production of entering the house if he suspects I'm gaming.