Ain't nothing wrong with bread soaked in bacon grease....but there is something wrong with mistaking it for French Toast. Clearly, the restaurant was doing it wrong. Just had this creme brulee French Toast at a local brunch spot....heavenly.

I hear that long string of laughter in Cartman's voice:

Public Service Announcement: You do not make fun of a man or woman's fanny pack. We learned in a firearm safety course I took that many people use their F-pack to conceal their guns.

I absolutely love eating alone. Just me and my Kindle enjoyed some badass Thai food today for lunch. I would say I eat alone a lot becaues I work from home and keep a bizarre schedule, but truth is, even if I didn't, I'd still prefer it.

+1

I mean, I hate to profile, but a perversely pseudo-intellectual white dude with crazed notions doesn't typically turn out to be model citizen.

So, would police kindly swing by and see if he's got an unholy pile of assault weapons?

I credit her books and Christopher Pike's books with instilling such a love of reading in me at a young age. I read them when I was about 8ish, and many of my friends' parents wouldn't let them read them at that tender age. My parents were great about that—I could read anything I wanted at whatever age, so long as I…

I struggle with my weight AND work at a gym (double whammy) and let me tell you—anyone worth knowing sees someone TRYING and gives them a mental high five and thinks that person is a badass. Also, remember, the bigger you are = the harder you have to work any given point. You're working out harder than the 85 lb…

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This is the GIF to end all GIFs.

This absolutely made my day. My 11 year old rescue Golden has a ton of fatty non-cancerous tumors. He cannot undergo anesthesia due to a stroke that affected his brainstem. Thankfully none of his tumors bother him, but if they did, it's nice to know there's alternative treatments to the standard surgery. He has…

I love his hair. That is great hair.

We just registered for few things, not because we were trying to force the guests into money, but because we'd been living in sin for forever and had a bunch of stuff. The really good family members will give you money anyways.

Whyyyyyy god, whyyyy???? Normal teenage girls don't even want to date teenage boys, they want the older mens! Throw the book at these sick women same as you would men.

I have this SAME issue with the Western interpretation of "karma" as I completed Yoga Teacher Training. The whole point of karma is to do good deeds without hoping for and looking for regard for doing good deeds. So then....we're supposed to expect good results by virtue of doing good deeds, per 'karma' (or at…

Cheers to the union for all the editorial consent. That's how it should be done!

All. the. yeses. It's not a good work if you have to post it to Facebook to feel proud of it. #Turds.

We added a shelf/clothes rack to the laundry and wine glass holders under the cabinets in our last apartments without permission. Luckily the management thought they were great upgrades and we didn't have to take them out. :)

I asked in a prior post about this tragedy if it was too early to start drinking. Now, I have my answer.