Small plates not only count as dinner, they are the only dinner worth having. And don't ask me to share the 3 I ordered, they're MINE.

We did the "We Can't Possibly Ask Our Family to Travel Internationally to Houston so We're Having it in Austin Because at Least that City is Fun" wedding.

I am told I turned beet red when I played those cards. I deserve the karma.

My blood pressure raised 40 points in the first minute of this clip.

It's so hard for us as the aunt and uncle since we only see him once a year and we don't want to contaminate his visit by enforcing rules which always puts him into meltdown. It's truly not his fault so we do the best we can. Thank goodness he has an inherently sweet temperament or else I'd have driven him all the…

Spend a weekend babysitting a child who has never heard the word "no" from his parents and get back to me.

I actually audited the cards before I played with my parents and inlaws. We're all horrible people, so I only weeded out the horrible sexual ones. I'm a grown ass woman, but put me in the room with parents and a naked person on TV, and I turn about 12 years old while I blush uncontrollably.

I look forward to seeing what sort of karma I get for my winning response to "I never understood _____ until I encountered ________". I put down the cards for "eugenics" and "Make A Wish Foundation".

I live in Katy. I am absolutely stunned that no one called the cops. NO ONE moves to Katy for any reason but for their children's education so people here are very child-focused. I wish those bystanders would have protected those kids by calling the cops.

Worse—it's the TV version of Yahoo Answers.

And from what I hear (and I believe ALL I read on TMZ), she's not exactly parent of the year to the child she has now: http://www.tmz.com/2014/05/16/she…

I'm with you—I found the original ending really impressive. And it left the door open for a sequel, which gives me hope.

This movie has such potential and while I hope they don't bollocks up the ending, the ride to it will be fantastic I'm sure. I mean, David Fincher directing, Trent Reznor scoring it, and Neil Patrick Harris as a huge creep? Those are all my favorite things.

Is no one else excited for Neal Patrick Harris as the spooky ex boyfriend?? That's going to be the tits.

She sounds like Kathleen Turner from Serial Mom when she's doing those prank calls!

Damn, apt quote. And, I miss that band.

That's clearly Ellie from Borderlands 2.

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I grew up in Dallas. Dallas Basic Description is dead on accurate. Just add "clinging to her former hobby of dance and drill team well past its expiry date" and it'd be an A+.

I totally agree with this. The only difference is that I have a designated friend who is responsible for cleaning out my house of sex paraphernalia if my husband and I both die. We didn't ever designate someone to clean out our guns.