Alright y'all, this is my local HEB, and ordinarily, I would be against a group of children tattling on a homeless man scrounging for food, but let me tell you—this HEB has high end merchandise and appliances that can readily be "exchanged" at other stores for credit. And HEB prices are so cheap that if he got to…

I have lived in Texas all my life, but I never knew the glory of HEB until I moved to Austin, and then Houston (and actually, this particular one is my local HEB). HEB is THE SHIT. I regularly save $20 per visit versus evil Kroger. Local product, and the smell of fresh tortillas upon entrance, and the best fresh…

I'm a certified group exercise instructor and also certified Yoga instructor and I cannot recommend this article ENOUGH. Especially that #1 item. Especially if you're entering a group class for the first time, realize that the hardest part of your workout is already done. You're at the gym. You're in a class. …

Poisoning? Good God. Brutal and painful deaths. Thousands of years ago, as a species, we started to help strip the ancient wolves of their instincts and thereby aided in their evolution into the domesticated dogs we enjoy today. As neuroscience progresses, we begin to realize how the robust emotional lives of…

I don't know that the author meant that the relationship was completley irrelevant per se—but maybe just wanted to avoid any further complexity in these allegations? Because irrespective of the minutiae of the Soon-Yi situation (and trust me, the trolls are arguing the absolute minutiae of the situation), the…

Y'all ever seen what guac looks like after sitting out for 4 hours? At least when the queso gets the disgusting skin atop it you can stir it back up and turn the crockpot back on.

I cannot believe this is even news. My junior high and high school dance team had almost these exact. same. rules. Also, it's not like these women ONLY do this for a living. Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders are REQUIRED to have a "real" job outside of cheering unless they're a full time student.

Yes, yes, and yes. My Mom is the quintessential high-functioning alcoholic, and has been for 30 years. She makes over 70k being an admin assistant (a job she could od in her sleep), gets drunk at work to blackout points, drives drunk, has been hospitalized with frat-daddy level BACs (.34), and various other offenses…

I belonged to competitive dance teams in junior high and high school and our rules were WAY more stringent than this. Naturally we weren't "fined" with cash ($1o being a ridiculously small amount), but we got "demerits" which, when accumulated sufficiently, would result in you being benched. These are easy rules for…

Unless you're on the Real World, typically they don't record in the bathroom, so why wouldn't you go in the shower? Also, if I "caught" my husband doing that on TV, I would close the door quietly and tiptoe away so I wouldn't humiliate him. He is the father of 8 overexposed and exploited children, and she should…

H/T for the Hedberg shoutout!

AGREED!! Plus...all children these days are carrying some variant of the plague (just read the overshares on your friend's' feeds).

I'm a certified group exercise instructor and I have the 200 hour certification in Yoga. None of these things are 2014 "trends". All of these things were incorporated into any respectable trainer/instructor's classes years ago, based on evidence from studies. HIIT="turbo" sections of kickboxing, sprints in cycle…

I think we all have battle stories like this—mine is midnight showing of From Hell on a weeknight during the school year with 3 kids under 10.

So, they don't have those small blue bag dispensers you put on your leash there in CA? Cause we even have them here in the backwoods of TExas.

Best. GIF. Ever.

If you loved the book but hated the ending, you really oughta read her earlier two books: Dark Places and Sharp Objects. Dark and addictive, just how I like things. :)

Hand to sweet baby jeebus, I had the same early-childhood crush that has persisted to this DAY.

You must....just look. http://lookadoo.com/PeekADoo.aspx