Best. Gif. Ever.

I do love our mayor!! If you haven't seen her interview on The Colbert Report from last year, go check it out.

I love it when people from other states than my own (Texas) act disgustingly. If your child does it, you should just retire as a parent.

Though...a hijab with spikes would be even cooler than a bumpit.

I am just relieved it is the Emirati themselves that call it "Camel Humps"—was afraid a Westerner coined that dubious term.

Genius man, genius.

Completely agree—I was a takeout junkie until my Mom gave me a crock pot as a present, and I reluctantly tried it. So easy to throw in a batch of chicken/beef/pork at the start of the week, and then use the meat throughout the work week in different meals.

Watch out because St. John's Wort interacts negatively with the pill. Think you're depressed now? Try having an unintended pregnancy. ;)