Love dirt bag, but the title of this piece reads a bit insensitive with the departure of some beloved Jezebel writers.
Well, no. What Jezebel should have done was keep all the excellent writers it had, instead of Denton retooling it as “the primary voice for celebrity and pop culture coverage in the network.”
You're fucking shitting me, right? For whatever reason you let Colin and Mark go and Pratt is somehow even jokingly a replacement? WHAT MONOGRAMMED THERMOS, FAKE ALLERGY RIDDEN HELL IS THIS BECOMING?!?!?
Between 100,000 and 240,000 Texas women ages 18 to 49 have attempted to terminate their own pregnancies without…
The best thing about these puppies is that they all look like old men trying to figure out water for the first time.…
I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…
Also, more like BloomingFail, amiright?
In the words of the wise Tina Fey:
“Make Her Believe She Doesn’t Have a Choice” ... because of the implication?
I’m sure the blowup doll would agree with you but it can’t speak, which is why it couldn’t object to being part of this shit show.