One kid going out of his way to ambush an official is one thing. Two of them doing at once tells me this was ordered from the sidelines. If that’s true, end their season right now and fire the staff.

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Uh, okay, but the question I asked you was about foreign policy, Mr. Trump.

I have a recurring dream that Kinja will work on an iPhone again some day. But that’s all it is, just a dream.

You can play that cassette when hiding in a port-o-potty and none of the guards will open the door to find you.

She lost her license because she refused the breath test and her awesome parents took her car away.Her parents are the heroes here.

Where were you 10 years ago!!!

2005? Oh shit you guys, I’m from 10 years in the future and I have to tell you...shit gets worse. Take all of your money out of the market in 2007, you’ll thank me.

Why does the face of the Sun look like Karl Marx ?

The only good thing McKinley gave us was Teddy Roosevelt.

ask those people if they knew who he was before last week

Let the record show that Chris volunteered to review Mad Max. You brought this on yourself, man!