Napoleon was 5’ 8”. Short guys need to find a new excuse.

This looks like the start of a Monty Python sketch.

Totally off topic, but I was at a baseball game one time when I overheard a guy talking about how he dated a girl who looked just like Jorge Posada.

(There is no mention of the inevitable nuclear holocaust that follows.)

But because she’s underage, if she had any BAC wouldn’t that have been an automatic DUI arrest?

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