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The home life complications these are guys are worried about at home are probably more along the lines of “hey honey, I’m going to be deployed 90% of this year so see you like never. Oh by the way dear, I’ll be bunking with women that more athletic, more intelligent, more interesting, more impressive, more capable and

When people ask me why my back is covered with a large irezumi tattoo of a dragon I respond with “Well...are you familiar with Sony’s Playstation 2 console? Yes? Well on the Playstation 2, there was a Sega game, that later became a video game series, called ‘Ryu Ga Gokoto’....” When I’m done, I go back to drinking

manhood. Literally just the thing you have when come of age when you’re a male. There’s literally no effort involved, and there is nothing to it other than the earth orbiting the sun- which you can’t claim credit for and says nothing about whether you learned a damned thing whilst it was traversing space.

Hi. KoA was a great game, if you worked on it thanks man. It blows my mind no RPG since has not modelled it’s in game combat on the combat system in KoA, which was fun, intuitive and so close to a classic beat em up I couldn't help but love it.

Literally not one fucking word about gay marriage in the whole godamn book. Hates dudes lying together, not one fucking word about them or ladies marrying each other. Not one!

I’m a pretty short white guy at 5’8”, and I don’t feel that I’ve been hard done by in the dating game. I’m athletic and I can make people laugh, and I try to be kind to people. Despite being the polar opposite of handsome, having a do nothing corporate dead end of a job, not really caring too much about changing that