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Hi, this is "Karen" from Totally Games. We have another game project for you.

It's a violent one, but we know you can handle it. The prototype is in the apartment on 6th, number 301. Make sure you get rid of any glitches.

Barely literate? Your oblivious racism showing.

... Why are we posting pictures of N64 games?

I'll handle this guy

welp I'm off to check this post's metacritic score

What kind of biased site is this!?

I really want an important life event to happen to me before 2014 hits. That way when I'm telling my grandchildren the story I can start it with, 'It was the Year of Luigi...'

my favorite part of the update? removing limit on number of transfers to another 3DS you can do!

The most important line in those patch notes:

I think the big question is why show a big reveal at VGX.

Donkey kong returns was too hard for him, so his not excited. Out of all the games I played last gen (batman games, assassin's creed, final fantasy, resident evils, gears of war, gta games, halo games, uncharted games and many mkre , dark souls not included) DKR was harder than them all.

Oh come on it wasn't that bad!

Problem is that there are really good Mario games that I can play on the Game & Watch. So nope, it's no use trying to sell me any other console.

Meh, who needs an NES? I can play any Mario I want in my mind!

I find it hard to believe that people actually care about the power of the console over the games. Is it like "this console has a lot of games I want to play, but this other one which has no games I like on it is more powerful so I will go with that one". There's no logic there. Who the hell cares?

That has absolutely nothing to do with the article, you senseless piece of shit.

While you're busy complaining, the rest of us will be over here playing GOTY contender Super Mario 3D World, thanks.

I feel sorry for those who do get the reference.

Pfft...if i'm spending 20 bucks on a mop and bucket, I'll be damned if I'll spend another 5 bucks on "wet floor" signs. I'll just leave the bucket out so they can make their own assumption.