I’m still in awe of this batshit crazy policy. So are teachers supposed to be on the lookout for school shooters (extremely rare events), and then run out into the hall to gun down the assailant? They’re not supposed to wait for law enforcement to arrive or to protect their classrooms full of students? And how are…

It’s a quote from the Bible: “Blessed be the glassmakers for your eyes are fucked after reading this.”

Let’s be real. My preferred fancy font in high school was Papyrus. You know you loved it too.

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“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

This is driving me crazy. As a former (low level) intel analyst seeing how Trump is acting towards the intel community hurts me. Is there flawed intelligence? Absolutely. That is why any analyst worth anything will pepper briefs and papers with terms like approximately, in vicinity of, assessed and various levels of…

E!’s new series Revenge Body with Khloe Kardashian is based on the idea that if someone wrongs you, you can get back at them by altering your body’s shape and size.

You’re too hard on him. Don’t try the young Adam for the sins of old Adam. Watch Billy Madison and be happy.

All I can think of when you say that is that scene in Friends where Ross is stuck in the bathroom trying to powder his sweaty leather pants.

$350K is not a big net worth.

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

Well, the first nearly 200 years (let’s say 170 and start post-WWII) were pretty questionable in terms of freedom and democracy. The last 40 or so was just a single precipitous drop once minorities, women, and the non-white poor* started to enjoy anything close to representation in the government.

On a serious note, this actually happened. The Trump campaign removed harsh language regarding Russia/Ukraine from the Republican platform. He then implied the US would not defend its NATO commitments in Eastern Europe. Granted this happened in July and I’m not sure when this report was written. The best I could find…

What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.

I don’t find the Clinton example ironic. I think it is correct. And, if Kushner had any relevant experience or expertise, I would not have a problem with this. The issue is not nepotism so much as lack of qualifications. He is as unqualified as a number of Trump appointees- is Bannon more acceptable because he is a…

It’s the labour required for a Jackie Kennedy homage: and taking herself rather seriously in the imitation thereof. It isn’t fatal but may be slightly constipating.

According to Republicans, the only two problems facing U.S. citizens today are women having abortions and transgender people attacking children in public restrooms.

Wait a minute. Ann Coulter isn’t a dude?