AMC, Scott Gimple and Robert Kirkman can fuck right the hell off after that clown show of an ending last night.

Carol leaves; then Darryl leaves; then Glen, Michonne, and Rosita leave, then Rick and Morgan leave. Wouldn’t it have been funny if this chain reaction continued until nobody was left in Alexandria. Finally, when they all return, the Saviours are already there getting accustomed to their new digs

Do not google “before and after penile implant”. Just trust me on this one.

Ah, the days when Johnny Manziel and Tiger Woods* would have fit right the fuck in, because men were men and everyone else kept their fucking mouths shut.

I feel enraged that science and probability will not justify my socially-constructed notions of ethnicity, identity and family.