That ass is a national treasure so yeah you better go.

That’s what she said?

I’ll be in my back yard if you need me.

IT MAKES IT BETTER!!! (this is a qualuude joke)

those aren’t smelling salts, those are poppers. Just trying to get relaxed and in the zone, brah!

Must’ve been off-brand. Sponsorship deals are signed for a reason, dammit!

Mr. Garvin, I think I’m prematurely grey.

If you got their attention for any not good reason, they will gray you.

Most likely. They are being very cautious these days

I like your spirit

I think it depends on the author of the page in some cases.

EXACTLY.

Yeah, they know, that’s why they’re doing it.

It’s a good reminder: if you vote for Trump, you’re voting for racism. And misogyny. And homophobia.

I shall settle for his head-fuzz and poky ears. He’s gorgeous and obviously loved, and he does have an intelligent gaze! I feel you on the little plushies. My childhood bichons were fluffy little snuggle babies (2/3 were dumb as rocks, though :P - it made them even cuter).

i did not expect these numbers to be so low

Yeah that's cool and all but the real story in Fargo is that Alexis Texas is performing st the strip club tonight