DAT FACE THO. I want to nuzzle his fluffy lil stache <3<3<3

I spend a lot of time telling my dogs they have to live to be at AT LEAST 35. We can negotiate from there, but 35 is a hard and fast minimum.

My dog is going to live forever and ever and ever and ever

Man, fuck cancer

Damn.

That just sounds unbelievably painful. Poor, poor fellow - RIP.

Fuck cancer.

People are saying she’s making fun of Taylor Swift’s birthday messages to Karlie Kloss http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/102815880.html

is “us” = “ass”?

She posted a bunch like this on Insta. I think it’s hilarious.

I love Kim’s sense of humor.

Armchair internet commenter on a second rate car blog = douche

Completely disagree. Men’s floor exercise, with no music and no movements beyond specific technical gymnastic skills, is dynamic and challenging but boring and weird. It is undeniable that there is an element of performance and personality to gymnastics, similar to that in figure skating and competitive cheer. And…

Figure skating. And it’s judged the exact same way. The only difference is that male figure skaters also wear sparkles.

If you’re aiming at someone, you don’t throw a curve.

I still think the player’s union should be ashamed of itself for not letting him take a pay cut go to the Red Sox. Part of the hatred directed at him has always been because of that insane first contract (though not nearly as insane as the last one the Yankees gave him) he signed with the Rangers. Had he gone there…

If it’s a planned fight? Sure. If some asshole just started screaming at your teammate instead of walking down the line to first base like he’s supposed to? It is not your fucking responsibility to think about whether A-Rod bit off more than he could chew.

Alex Rodriguez was the Oscar De La Hoya of baseball. They both were child prodigies in their sport. They both came from poor Latino neighborhoods, but came to be perceived as too business-focused, too pretty, too scripted, too inauthentic and too white to connect with their roots. They both reached amazing heights in…

Watch the video if you don’t remember how it went down. A-Rod gets hit by a pitch from a league average pitcher with control issues, takes it personally, slow walks down the line visibly shouting “Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!” Varitek gets in between them, A-Rod turns his ire on Varitek and starts shouting at him…

I’m a Red Sox fan and have loved hating ARod for years now. I agree 100% that he should be allowed to play. The poor guy is one of the all time greats and has four games left. He just wants to be booed lustily in Fenway. What does Girardi have to lose by not letting him play?