OMG Jezzies, the week I have had. Monday we adopted a dog (photo below), and the first night the poor thing panicked and slipped her collar. I finally got her back Thursday morning, after days and days of posting flyers, Facebook and Twitter blasts (that seriously EVERYBODY in town shared, which was amazing), and…

I was a lot happier when, for .34 seconds, I lived in a world where I thought that headline read "Missy Elliott is Planning a Cookbook!"

Does she realize Chad Kroeger's no relation?

If this is her, it's not far off:

My cousin and best friend, both of whom are personal trainers, have told me that if you are not in shape, you should work your way up to, not train to the point of getting sick and passing out. If you have trainers telling you that this is a healthy thing, you need to get new trainers.

I watched one episode of this show several years ago, saw a person working out so hard they threw up and nearly passed out, decided this bull hockey was dangerous and worth no one's time, and changed the channel. We can all change the channel.

I'm missing something. What's the problem with this?

My husband snores so loudly you can hear it at the bottom of the house. When he is drunk... I want to sleep in the car.

Hidden in the eyes of these women: "Please, some American man, marry us so we can have separate bathroom stalls and yogurt."

Right. In this case it's boobs.

Me, too! I'm glad to not be the only one. I thought they were sailboats.

It's a sailboat! Wait . . .

It's all a bit too samey for me. None of them really catch the eye. Well, except for that weird belt thing that Teal Shirt is wearing. That catches the eye, but not really in a good way.

I just can't get into male models, even though they're beautiful. I think I'm just mentally picturing them being as vain and self-involved as male dancers and that kills it for me.

It's completely non-sexy! So many men, so little tingling. Maybe it's what they were going for (if they're trying to appeal to insecure straight guys who would be uptight about looking at pictures of handsome men)?

go, Lena, go!

How, exactly, does showing emotion after losing a loved one make someone a "pussy"? I'm a dude, and when I lost my grandparents, I cried. I have no shame about that because human beings are allowed to have emotions, including grief and sadness.

I totally agree. Also, I was uber sad when the jazz club closed down.