Jesus. We're all adults here, this is pretty basic.

(This one also popped up when I searched "bad gradma", and for some reason I can't stop laughing at how kooky/adorbs it is. Also: your gramma sucks, sorry.)

There are exceptions to that triad, of course — I've often thought that there was a weird ugly undercurrent of judgment and... punishment?... against Tori Spelling for having all three, and still not being considered conventionally attractive by many.

I feel like there's some kinda "hot rack!" joke in there waiting to come out, but I'm too tired to stretch.

Dumb ass? Why, I'll have you know my ass speaks five languages.

...until it's boobs.

...or as I have also been known to refer to those in their line of work, "the Professionally Gooooood Lookin'".

Took me waaaaay too long to discover the milk foam bra in this pic.

This may also be a scientifically viable theory. The skinny-manpant factor cannot be automatically discounted.

I think my pants are broken. So much objective pretty, but I got nothing goin' on in there by way of crotchal response.

Also, unless she has only ever had meaningful sexual contact with one person, my understanding (as someone who has HPV and so has had this convo with doctors) is that there's no way she can be sure who gave it to her. That shit stays dormant for a while with many people and often randomly appears/recurs while with…

Or, as my dear friend said, "Don't think of it as a boob. Think of it as nature's keg."

I have a feeling his genetic tree can only be killed by penicillin.

That's interesting (the gendered nature). I hadn't considered that, but my anecdotal experience with this "play with whomever you want, but marriage is for our kind alone" stuff has only come from men. I suspect you're right, and that females get hit harder with the more draconian "NO dating outside our culture"…

No, I think she was actually IN the pedicab... or possibly the guy let her try riding it??

I have fond memories of a drunken friend tipping over in a pedicab in ATX and busting her ass. I have avoided them since ;-0

Cosigned! I wish they didn't have so much "clutter" now, in terms of chain restaurants. That's the part that feels a titch too cheesy, at least to me. I could do without the Hardrock Cafe ;-))

I dunno, it's cheesy but I actually find the Riverwalk really fucking fun and romantic. Getting drunk, strolling along the water to another restaurant to grab dessert under twinkly lights, stumbling back to your hotel for happy sex... /shrug

I'm really enjoying the performances and character work, but the pilot was a leeeetle too heavy on the prosaic monologues that have a better place in theater than in a believable ride along car scene with two cops.

Hee. Okay, yes, I can see this. It may have gone a BIT towards smarm. He's The Most Interesting Man in Westeros: