She’s very finger-worthy.

To be fair, Manning probably judges other peoples’ foreheads by his own, so during the incident he just assumed his privates would be at least a foot and a half away from her face.

I still sometimes start typing “gr-” into my browser out of habit, ready to go to grantland as one of my distracting websites at work.

I assumed he was an Aaron Burr guy since he had the better shot.