Also not liking the All in the Family reboot with Archie Bunker as prez.

That’s preposterous. Bowden’s players always had a daddy. In fact he always showed up once a year, wearing orange, green, and white.

Lionel Messi (£256,000 after tax).

He was surprised when a bunch of glowing stacks of bills appeared around the victims after the shooting.

Bills defense that had just gotten steamrolled by Ryan Fitzpatrick and the Jets a week prior (remember that one?)

Go to a place that actually uses roast pork instead of sliced pork. The sand which is made or broken on the quality of pork.

Barring something like a DFA or a waiver-wire trade in the next three weeks, Teixeira will become just the 9th player to complete a 100 million dollar contract with the team that signed him to said 100 million dollar contract. The others?

I have seen him stumble out of the Lodge completely shit housed and then drive home. Pretty sad. And high five. The DrYnk (vomit) is my literal idea of a nightmare haha.

Falcons owner Arthur Blank on Torrey Green waiver: “we don’t want anyone in the organization with those accusations”

One thing that's certain is both teams are more popular than the Rays.

He should be

No amount of fire will ever cleanse the Bucs of Greg Schiano.

I think you’re missing an extremely valuable view of the t-shirts. When looking at the back of the shirts, especially in the context, it’s easy to pinpoint how the cops and any other reasonable person could interpret the placement, let alone the usage, of the DPD could be misinterpreted as an attack on them. First of…

You know you lost the argument when you have to bring up the fact that you’re agreeing with Stephen A. Smith.

I'm crying laughing.

They’re holding off until a team owned by a black guy tries to get funding for a stadium.

They had a really tough run in the 90s after that terrible pick, too.

But the New Balance contract was, as stated in another article, complete with no reductions added. Just because Nike says it’s “standard” to include reductions with these contracts doesn’t mean it’s necessary for legitimate contract. If New Balance just puts “Wear our stuff and we’ll pay you this amount for this…

The all-time greatest theory:

Having watched some of the porn that comes out of Germany, we’re lucky he’s just sniffing them.