This represents what American culture has come to: who can be the biggest child?

Great point! Why should anyone be sensitive about anything that didn't happen directly to them? I mean, please don't tell me that we have advanced past the point of infancy where nothing matters that hasn't happened to me. Don't tell me the world doesn't revolve around me and everyone one else pales in significance.

You're obsessed with homosexuality. You're obviously a repressed homosexual.