This is going to be a lot tougher than winning the Women’s World Cup, believe me.

yes.

I like it more when people paint their drum brakes red.

While many drivers ignore speed limits altogether, others do try to follow them out of a sense of safety or obedience.

It’s not a good neon burnout unless the clutch tries to escape through the hood..

1. supercharged v6

And the headers’ red glare,
Engine gulping in air
Gave proof through the night
That the power’s all there...

I don’t think I did to bad...

lmao I have tri-citizenship as well; USA, France, and Canada. Every day I want to declare war, surrender, then apologize for it.

This sole prefers to drive a stick just for the halibut!

Martin Luther would drive a Honda Accord, that would be in imitation of the apostles who were said to be in “one Accord”. Or he could copy King David by driving a Triumph Spitfire, it is also said that “David’s Triumph could be heard throughout the land”. Or if he was really ballsy he could copy God himself by driving…

Little does she know that she is going to be in for a really strange 4 way.

Your comment is more anticipated than the comment of the day for me. I hope you one day end up sending one of these pictures to yourself

I left this comment earlier, on the original Jalopnik article (with the same inflammatory freak-out language you’re deriding here):

Torch, it’s easy to forget that you can be thoughtful as well as hilarious sometimes. Nice work.

That thing's "Dialed" in. Great job!

I began with the obvious because toaster car is just so happy looking

This would have been discovered sooner if it had been stamped near the front transmission seal.

fast food, lawsuits, and reality tv?