I suppose I can understand that, but really the heaviness of a burger comes from the bun, not so much the beef itself. Protein generally makes you feel more awake when you eat it, as opposed to the carbs in the bread that make you feel more sluggish. I won’t lie and say I haven’t taken half or the entire bun off a…

You mean by putting race aside and focusing on merit and ability rather than color? God, yeah, how horrible of them.

I don’t have to come up with anything about you insulting her - how would that be relevant? I was simply lumping you in (rightly) with fringe liberals that think rage, violence, and a disposition to not compromise is a great tactic. You’re the same people that talked about how graceful, how wonderful Michelle Obama…

She did insult her looks though, that “Smokey eye” comment was not innocuous, nobody in their right mind would think it was. Not to mention that people like you, and the Root, and even Deadspin (which I love) have been haranguing her about her looks, but if that happened to a Democrat female you’d be rioting in the…

Probably because we’re busy fixing all of your party’s fuck ups over the past eight years. Don’t worry, we’ve already done more in a bit over a year than Obama did in eight. Also, don’t act like you didn’t whine and call everyone a racist when they criticized Obama, even though none of it was about race - He was…

Yeah you are, you porch squatting little scrub.

Yet another mad person that someone succeeded.

So are the Clintons, the Gores, the Kennedys, the Pelosis, the Sanders’, the remaining members of Congress and Senate...And Maxine Waters and her extended family are crooks. I’m not sure how this is relevant or astounding to anyone. The only people that deserved to be in government (i.e. Scott Brown) have been shoved…

Democrats employ a literal fuck ton of vile racists as well, what’s your point? Joe Kennedy was a raging anti-semite who was fully in favor of the Nazi party; you’re not pointing out anything new.

I don’t mind him kicking swans in the head, since they’re little better than geese, but a poor napping duck? Ralph Macchio would not approve.

You’re really going out of your way to try and avoid admitting the fact that’s been obvious about Nintendo since the release of the Wii - They are trying to nickle and dime you to death.

So you admit all my complaints are valid, given that you didn’t refute them. Glad I’m on the right track. I cannot fucking wait until Univision is so strapped for cash that they kick this entire site to the curb. Honestly, all that should exist is Deadspin, Gizmodo, Kotaku, and Jezebel (Even though jezzies are…

Chapelle probably didn’t even watch her set at the WHCD. Maybe she’s done better sets before, but half the time in this set she’s explaining her jokes, which..if you have to, it’s a bad joke. Booking a lesser known comedian who just writes for Trevor Noah (And who worked at Bear Stearns and then JP Morgan for four…

This site is literally a prime example of the promotion of ignorance and anti-intellectualism.. I’d rather hang out with a redneck who wrestles alligators than 99.99% of you people, or any of the racist ass writers, one of whom uses Angela Davis, a convicted fucking felon, murderer, and terrorist as her image.

So he shouldn’t be able to say it? Okay, fascist.

Do you know how the trans-Atlantic slave trade worked? Because tribes were selling other tribes to Europeans for slavery. Idiot.

Uncle Tom is literally a black person’s word for anyone of their race that did better than them.

Racist much?

I love how The Root applauds her..Except I don’t think people found her jokes so offensive, so much as they found them not funny. The point of a roast is to be funny, if you can’t accomplish that simple task, then you’re just being an asshole. Not to mention she has the world’s most screechy voice, even Fran Drescher…

But...Just dry your face and hair, then move downward..?